Do you know how to touch a girl?

It's not what you're thinking.

The time is 11:31 PM, and I'm waiting for the England vs Scotland penultimate fixture of the Six Nations tournament to be uploaded to the BBC iPlayer. I watched the Ireland vs Wales fixture in realtime; exciting and tense stuff. Great television.

Meanwhile, I've happened across a little-known american RnB singer, Jojo. You might remember her from such hits as "Leave (Get Out)" and "Too Little, Too Late". Those of you who know me might know that part of my eclectic but fairly focussed and ignorant music taste includes some RnB artists. Jojo is one of these.

Here's why:

Do You Know How To Touch A Girl?
If You Want Me So Much
First I Have To Know
Are You Thoughtful And Kind?
Do You Care What's On My Mind?
Or Am I Just For Show?
You'll Go Far In This World
If You Know How To Touch A Girl

Inspired lyrics there, like so many RnB artists on the scene.

So, Jojo, if you're reading, I'm thoughtful and kind, I care what's on your mind, and I probably know how to touch a girl. And I can play guitar. So if you're interested, hit me up with an email or something.